i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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