You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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