i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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