Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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