Sponge bath it is.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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