Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Acid is not a monday night drug
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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