11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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