Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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