Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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