It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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