At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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