I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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