I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Randomize