So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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