Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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