how can u be prego again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
that's an acceptable place to lick
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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