Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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