thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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