have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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