First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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