Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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