why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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