Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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