you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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