If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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