It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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