Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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