Sober January is a disaster.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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