No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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