And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.