is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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