It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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