I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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