Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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