I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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