just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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