i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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