yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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