no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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