And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
