Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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