big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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