that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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