he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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