No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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