nut hugger
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I touched a dick in church today
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