im about as happy as oj after his trial
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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