hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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