omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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