youre lurking in front of me
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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