so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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