omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
how does that bad decision feel?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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