i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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