some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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