I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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