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proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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