Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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